Wednesday, August 22, 2007

"Fantasy Family"

These are pictures from Dead Fred's site; a fun place to go and search.

1. I don't know these people, I'll bet they were kind and wonderful.
2. I make it all up, no ill will is intended.

Below is a recent picture snapped of Francine.
She has a comfy, quaint little cottage by the sea that is always receiving guests and casual visitors alike. Only last week she entertained the Mayor and his wife. I hear talk that the owner of the new, big, department store coming to town will come to tea tomorrow or the next day.

Francine is the perfect hostess, wife and mother of a darling little boy, Gerard... maybe you've seen him along the beach playing amid the sea grass and sand castles?
Francine believes that social standing is as important as education. She does, however, intend to send Gerard to the best private schools money can buy.

Francine has a deep, dark secret that she lives with- fearing she will be found out. You see, her husband, Royce, is a good provider and is in good social standing in the community---but he comes from a family of scallywags and cheats. Francine and Royce have moved 4 times since Gerard was born. They are afraid some unsavory members of the family will surface and reveal the family's skeleton's in the proverbial closet and make a shambles of their elite socialite lifestyle.

This is little Gerard, son of Francine and Royce.
He has tried so very hard to be polite and good and obedient.
He just can't hold out much longer though. He has decided that next Sunday, when the school's headmaster is coming for afternoon dinner he is going to let his snake collection loose in the dining room.