1. I don't know these people, I'll bet they were kind and wonderful.
2. I make it all up, no ill will is intended.
Eula and Lilian are successful business women.
They do door-to-door sales of a large hardback book titled
The Marriage Bedroom And You.
This shy newlywed couple bought the book from Eula and Lilian several days ago.
The Father and Mother of this family were one of Eula and Lilian's first book customers many years ago. Lilian thinks this may be an extreme case and might not represent typical results!!
If you see Eunice and Lilian walking through your neighborhood, say "Hello" and ask for
a 1 night trial of their book. They're always looking for more book sales!!
3 comments:
Eula and Lilian are really Otis and Fordner. They are a couple of boys on the bunko squad who agree to work undercover to catch a purse snatcher. They are dresses as two sisters on their way to choir practice at the Salavation Army. Otis actually has the idea he can sing and often break out in a falsetto rendition of Down By The Old Mill Stream which usually blows their cover.
The couple in the second photo are Too Tight Girdle Myrtle and her new husband, James Wright the third. James isn't the third male in his family named James, he's the third James Wright Myrtle has married. She's also been hitched with two Richards, on Bruce, a Sven, and a Dwight Wright. When she realizes she's not with the real Mr. Wright, her husbands mysteriously disappear.
The hottest boy band of the day was the Corn Row Boys. The three ladies on the left are really Stan lockin, Bryant Jones, and Matt Muggins. They are really guys with a flair for cross dressing. It was actually them that inspired Otis and Fordner from the bunko squat. The Corn Row Boy in the bottom right is No Neck Nelson. The girl standing behind him is really a girl. She was the photographer actually. She said she had to check to see if the camera was in focus and stepped behind no neck. When she announced she could see the camer just fine, her assistant took the picture. She apparently wanted to get close enought to the corn row boys to nuzzle there ears.
Shame on me for not proofing my first try at Fantasy Family. Pardon me to all you detail oriented folks. It's been a long week. I shold know better than to enter into such a creative mode after selling insurance all week.
Barry
ha ha ha!
Can't compete with either story. Both are so funny.
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